Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Ladies in Red...


“Rich and elegant” Andy skipped a beat at the sight of the beautiful twins, more so when both the twins looked straight into his eyes and smiled. Well dressed in red and the perfect smile on their faces is killing Andy every second. “Twins huh...Can I handle them at one time” he naughtily hesitated. Though desperate from with in, he casually peeked at them from a corner of his eye to make sure he is not dreaming. The ladies sat opposite to Andy and playfully returned him one of their trust-me-it-is-true smiles and just to be sure one of them winked at him sportily adjusting her jewelry. Poor Andy after all, this is his last chance to make it THE night after 7 hours of wait.

“Do I look desperate…am I being obvious?” If there was a count one could keep they would give up on Andy’s racing mind by now. Andy took another deep breath and looked at the twins once again to completely make sure the ladies are indeed attracted to him. Sexiest smiles he has ever seen, Andy took a stab and told himself “Sexy twins…Handle them well my boy!”

Now the pessimist that Andy is, two more questions popped again in his head “Should I slow play to get a feel first?”-OR- “Should I just make my move? (ye ya How-ye-doin’ nod)He looked around to make sure no other eyes are set on the lovely ladies; in contrast he found that all eyes in the room were set on him. “Why wouldn’t they…After all I caught the ladies attention” he felt proud. Among many other people trying to get into the room, two other ladies who came in greeted the women in acquaintance.

Andy looked around again and realized that twins are the best in the room. He sensed weakness and jealousy in other eyes that just boosted his confidence further that he is the luckiest man in the room for the twins’ to be attracted to him. “Alright lets go!” he told himself bending his head enough to greet the ladies as the entire room turns silent to witness his next move. He lifts his head with a smile, looks at everyone else in the room, some biting their nails in anxiety. He cherishes the attention he grabbed tonight and with a proud smile on his face, turns to the ladies and takes a deep breath before he leans forward to say…

“I AM ALL IN!”
PS: Shame on you if you thought I was writing porn here ;-) It’s about POKER my friends...

1. If you still don't know what I am talking about, check out the History of Poker
2. If you heard about Poker but never played it before Learn the Game
3. If you think you know it all, "Read" the Math
4. If you still think you know it all - What the hell, go book your tickets to Vegas!

BTW, if you did not get the story above, Andy has a pair of Queens, then he finds two more queen cards on the flop (two other ladies who walked into the room), so he moves ALL IN with Four of a Kind that ranks third in poker hands.

Until I see you again – as they say, May all your cards be alive and pots be monsters! ;-)

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Work!:) So Poker is whats keeping you busy these days huh:)

Tue Dec 20, 02:44:00 PM  
Blogger Sharad said...

But wasn't Andy a bit rash to go all in on the flop? Never gave anyone a chance to catch something on the turn or river. Tut, tut. Gross injustice to those fine ladies. There were four in the room, and he broke their hearts!! Ok, wise guys, before you correct me, I know only one of the four had a 'heart' :)

I did need the explanation at the end, guess am slow at poker ;-) Maybe if we knew that the two new ladies in the room were black twins. Or if we knew that Andy already had a thumb caressing one's cleavage and ... ohhh, am I writing porn? ;-)

How about other suggestions folks - what else could we have 'known' to make it easier for the slowpokes?

Tue Dec 20, 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen this same story in different website very long ago.Please put the others work an appreciatioan and copy in your blog
That would make more sense.
What do you want from the readers do you want to have sex or fool them!!!!!!!(excuse for rudeness)

Wed Dec 21, 12:11:00 AM  
Blogger Vamsee said...

Rakhee: Thanks! Keep coming back :)

Sharad: Or Andy is just playing the Power game, a good strategy to bully the oponents in Poker :)

anonymous: Once again, a concept lost on some who couldnt even dare to unmask their identity...funny that they mention what makes sense!?

To ALL:
1. A penny for those who could find the same article elsewhere!:)

2. Offensive comments are reported to Blogger Fraud Prevention Team and the investigation is in progress.

Wed Dec 21, 12:45:00 AM  
Blogger Sharad said...

Anonymous - how do you expect to be taken seriously when leveling a charge as serious as plagiarism while:

1. You have no proof whatsoever except your say-so.
2. You are not willing to own up to your identity. How does anyone else judge the credibility of your say-so?

Furthermore, even if you were to have proof, there is no excuse for being rude and obnoxious. People come here to read the articles. Agreed that no reader will be pleased to know that they are reading recycled material without appropriate acknowledgement to the original. But, people with your attitude are orders of magnitude less desirable. Learn to be civil, and you will get a better audience. Please grow up or go away.

That Vamsee allowed the unsubstantiated, uncalled for and inappropriate comment to stay is a sign of integrity and tolerance.

Best regards.

Wed Dec 21, 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way 2 go...nice start for the narration and i thought it is something romantic and at the end turns out 2 b a poker jargon..i'm a total novice to poker..but liked the way you've written. Hope 2 c u soon in one of those major tabloids. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Wed Dec 21, 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been onto this blog earlier and have always experienced a freshness about the presentation. Shame on those who cannot look at that..

Wed Dec 21, 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel ditto as Sarah..I found this blog while browsing and I really enjoyed the posts so far..Good Job Vamsee, keep up the good work :)

Anonymous:As well said above, Grow up/Go Away..I prefer the second.

Wed Dec 21, 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Vamsee said...

Chinnari_143: Welcome here:) I am glad you liked it, keeping coming back:)

Thanks to Sharad, Sarah and Srinath for sticking by...A special toast to the community :)

Happy Holidays ye' all :)

Thu Dec 22, 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this one is rather smooth and in some subtle way sexy...good thinking girl :) nice blend of poker n words..

Wed Jan 18, 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger Vamsee said...

Femz - Glad you liked it, Stay glued for more!:)

Wed Jan 18, 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharad/Srinath-

This guy whom u asked to grow up/go away kept what u guys advised in thought and applied some thinking to it and initially i went away but came back with character and attitude after 4 years to respond saying that sorry to be writing and behaving that way.Now I feel ashamed to write that way those days.. hope you guys had a great tolerance...

Vamshee thanks for all ur posts..keep them coming...

Tue Feb 17, 12:57:00 AM  

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