You're from Bay Area/SFO when..

• You take a bus and are shocked that 2 people are carrying on a conversation in English.
• A really great parking space can move you to tears.
• You know that anyone wearing shorts in July must be visiting from Ohio.
• You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
• You found your current aparment, car, couch, running pals, bookgroup and a girlfriend/boyfriend all on Craigslist.
• You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aroma therapy, conversational Mandarin or a building your own web site class.
• Left is right and right is wrong.
• Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
• You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.
• You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
• Your cat has its own psychiatrist.
• You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
• You almost choke at the gas prices when you visit other states
• A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
• Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
• You consider "Tom Kha Gai" a staple food.
• You consider hamburgers a "rare treat".
• At any given time, you are carrying three or more tiny electronic devices, some of which emit noises and/or buzzing at different frequencies, and all of which "simplify" your life.